The Art of Sleeping In

Welcome to Monday Exemptions, where we take pride in our ability to do absolutely nothing.

In our extensive research, we've found that the perfect Monday involves a delicate balance of sleep, Netflix, and breakfast cereal.

Our team of experts (okay, it's just Dave) has crafted a comprehensive guide to help you optimize your Monday morning routine.

Remember, the key to a successful Monday is to never, ever, get out of bed.

Or, if you must, just pretend you're still in bed.

We'll be here, silently judging your productivity.