Monday is a day of endless meetings, endless emails, and endless exemptions. But fear not, dear reader, for we have compiled a list prophets of exemption for your benefit.
1. The Exemption of the Golden Toiletries: A special exemption for those whose toilets have been taken over by their boss.
2. The Exemption of the Mandatory Mondays: A exemption for those forced to attend meetings on Mondays.
3. The Exemption of the Morning Person: A exemption for those who refuse to wake up before noon.