The Rules
Don't eat yellow snowcones, they're not actually made of snow
Never trust a cat with a laser pointer, they're not as harmless as they seem
If you're wearing a bright orange jumpsuit, don't enter a room with a black light bulb, you'll never leave
Always carry a pocket full of rubber chickens in case of emergencies, just in case
Never underestimate the power of a well-placed whoopee cushion in negotiations
If you see a cat in a top hat, don't befriend it, it's probably a spy
Don't trust a man with a comb, they're secretly trying to tame the savage beast
Exceptions
Eat yellow snowcones, but only on Tuesdays
Trust a cat with a laser pointer, but only if it's wearing a tutu
Wear a bright orange jumpsuit, and enter a room with a black light bulb, just for the novelty of it
Carry a pocket full of rubber chickens, but only for special occasions
Use a well-placed whoopee cushion in high-stakes business negotiations, but only as a last resort
Befriend a cat in a top hat, but only if it's a Thursday, and only if it's wearing a monocle
Hire a man with a comb, but only for their expertise in hair care
See also Breaking the Rules