It started with a drizzle, a tiny droplet of extra virgin that fell from the gods. But little did we know, it was just the tip of the iceberg. Or should I say, the drizzle of the iceberg?
As the news spread like wildfire, the city was consumed by a frenzy of finger-pointing and blame-shifting. Who was responsible for this travesty? The olive oil cartel? The chef's kitchen staff? The mayor's secret love affair with tapenade?
Follow the investigation and uncover the truth:
Stay vigilant, citizens. The truth, like a good olive oil, is slippery_goals