Exceptions and Overpriced Things

Because, let's face it, everything is an exception. And also overpriced.

Exceptionalism
Price Gouging
Artisanal Cheese

Exceptions are like unicorns – they only exist in theory, but not in practice. And overpriced things are like my therapist – they only exist in my wallet.

Exceptional Deals

Buy one, get one free! Just kidding, it's still $1000.

Or, for the low, low price of $500, you can have two exceptions!