Our finest artisanal goods are crafted with love, care, and a healthy dose of pretentiousness. Made from the finest, most obscure materials available, each item is a true masterpiece.
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Indulge in the rich, buttery aroma of our artisanal candle grease. Made from the finest locally sourced, organic, free-range, artisanal goat fat.
Perfect for the discerning chef, or anyone who wants to make their kitchen smell like a slightly-less-stinky version of a French patisserie.
Buy now and also get a bottle of water