PEANUT BUTTER PROTEST SCHEDULE
Monday, 12:00 PM
PEANUT BUTTER LOVERS UNITE!
- March to the nearest grocery store
- Accost the cashier for more creamy goodness
- Sing "That's the way the cookie crumbles" loudly
Tuesday, 10:00 AM
STANDING IN SOLIDARITY WITH JIF JAMON
- Wear a Jif apron to work
- Bring a jar of Jif to share
- Use the phrase "Jif is life" as a battle cry
Wednesday, 3:00 PM
DEMANDING BETTER PEANUT BUTTER SPREADS
- Write a strongly worded letter to Skippy
- Organize a petition for creamy reform
- Hold a rally for the rights of crunchy citizens
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