PEANUT BUTTER PROTEST SCHEDULE

Monday, 12:00 PM PEANUT BUTTER LOVERS UNITE!

March to the nearest grocery store
Accost the cashier for more creamy goodness
Sing "That's the way the cookie crumbles" loudly

Tuesday, 10:00 AM STANDING IN SOLIDARITY WITH JIF JAMON

Wear a Jif apron to work
Bring a jar of Jif to share
Use the phrase "Jif is life" as a battle cry

Wednesday, 3:00 PM DEMANDING BETTER PEANUT BUTTER SPREADS

Write a strongly worded letter to Skippy
Organize a petition for creamy reform
Hold a rally for the rights of crunchy citizens

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