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A TRAFFIC JAM LIKE NO OTHER

It started innocently enough. A simple merge, a gentle tap of the brake. But now we're in for a wild ride. The cars are backed up as far as the eye can see, and your aunt's cat's hair salon is now 4 hours away.

Causes of the Chaos:

1. The driver of the car in front of you was a former professional snail trainer, and their reflexes were honed to a fine art.

2. The highway was once a major thoroughfare for interdimensional beings, but they've since moved on to more lucrative pastures.

3. Someone, somewhere, left a bag of popcorn on the highway. The aroma is intoxicating, but the traffic is not.

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