A Guide to Exceptional Social Media

Warning: the following content is a comprehensive guide to being utterly unremarkable on social media.

For the love of all things good and pure, avoid posting anything remotely interesting or original.

• Overthink Everything
• Like Every Single Thing
• Leave No Reply Unanswered (a guide to the Art of Not Caring)
• Like Everything (a 24/7 Guide to Validation)
• Like Yourself (a Selfie Guide)

And remember, if you're not posting, you're not trying.

Disclaimer: This site is brought to you by the Exceptional Social Media Institute (ESMI), a leading expert in the field of being utterly unremarkable.