The Great Squirrel Laws of the Forest

Chapter 1: Squirrelington 1, Section A

The Squirrel Laws of the Forest are a collection of rules and regulations governing the behavior of squirrels in our beloved forest ecosystem.

Article 1: Squirrels are not allowed to steal food from other squirrels' stash.
Article 2: Squirrels must not chatter at each other in a way that wakes up the grumpy owl.
Article 3: Squirrels are required to attend Squirrel School to learn basic forest etiquette.

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Disclaimer: The Squirrel Laws are not actually real, but if they were, this would be a real page about them. Don't get too attached.