Standardized Snoozing

Wherein lies the art of sleeping in perfect syncopation with the rest of society.œ A place where one may recline in comfort, without fear of waking the neighbors, or oneself.

Our patented Exceptional Sleeping Techniques have been standardized by the finest minds in the industry.

But, don't just take our word for it! Snooze Brochures are available upon request.

Note: Standardized Snoozing is not responsible for lost sleep. Use at your own risk.