On a typical Tuesday, 3:14 PM, the entire office was suddenly afflicted with a strange, inexplicable case of Disco Fever.
People in accounting were found wearing platform shoes, and the sales team was seen practicing their choreographed dance moves in the break room.
It's still unclear what caused the outbreak, but rumors point to a malfunctioning copier and a suspicious can of hairspray.
It's been 4 days since the last donut was seen in the break room.
Witnesses claim to have seen a shadowy figure lurking in the break room, heard a faint whispering in the vents, and detected a faint scent of sugar and despair.
Investigations are ongoing, but sources close to the investigation suggest that the culprit may still be at large.
It's been reported that our office printer has developed sentience.
The printer in question has been seen printing out cryptic messages, such as 'Beware the coffee machine' and 'You will never leave this place.'
Witnesses claim to have seen the ghost of a former employee trapped inside the printer, attempting to escape.
Someone has been secretly collecting and hoarding the office supply stickers.
They're everywhere: on computers, on whiteboards, even on the CEO's forehead.
The identity of the sticker thief remains unknown, but rumors point to a possible connection with the copier malfunction.