Ran Out of Gas

We're sorry to inform you that you've run out of gas. This is not a drill.

We've been trying to contact you, but your phone is dead and your laptop is, well, not exactly dead, more like... hibernating. We're talking about you, by the way.

As a result, we're left with no choice but to inform you that you've got a few options:

Call Mom, She's Got a Gas Can Pee in the Bush, It's a Thing to Do Pee in the Bush 2: The Sequel (Because You're Still Stuck) Pee in the Bush 3: The Prequel (Because You Forgot Where You Were) Pee in the Bush 4: The Series Finale (Because You Finally Found a Gas Station)

Stay calm, we're sure it'll all work out. Or, at the very least, you'll make it to the nearest McDonald's.