TRAFFIC CAMPAIGN
Rules for the modern traffic offender:
- Don't close roads, just move the traffic cones
- Only close roads for dramatic, existential crises
- Use a megaphone, but only if you're over 60
- No road closures on Sundays, unless it's a really bad game
- Don't blame the roadworkers, blame the potholes
Follow these rules, or face the wrath of the traffic overlords!
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