Sock Sorting 101: The Unofficial Weekend Warrior's Guide

Step 1: Gather all socks. Yes, all of them. From the hamper, the drawer, the floor...

Sort by color:

• Striped Socks
• Solid Socks
• Argyle Socks

Step 2: Match like with like. Don't be a monster.

But what about singles? Don't worry, friend, we've got you covered!

• Socks Without Matches: The Lonely Ones
• The Singles Bar: Where Socks Come to Mingle

Step 3: Put them away. In the drawer. In their proper place.

And that's it! You're a Weekend Warrior, hear you go!