We, the Weekend Whiners, are a group of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals dedicated to whining about the mundane aspects of the weekend. Our mission is to complain, to whine, and to generally make a nuisance of ourselves in the face of the most minor inconveniences.
Our goal is to achieve the highest level of whine production, thereby ensuring that our weekends are as miserable as possible.
Join us in our noble pursuit, and together we shall whine our way to greatness!
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Read our Whine Story and discover the origins of our glorious tradition.