It's a travesty! A catastrophe! A crime against humanity! Okay, maybe it's just a minor annoyance. But still, where's the soundtrack? We've got our feelings, our angst, our crippling sense of inadequacy - but no one to provide us with a thumping, pulsing, synth-heavy score to really drive it home.
We demand answers, internet! Why is there no Soundtrack Option for the Weekend Whiners Support Group?!
Is it because the overlords of the internet are trying to silence us with their soulless, bland, no-music playlists? Or is it because they're just not aware of our existential crises?
We, the Weekend Whiners, will not be silenced! We will not be ignored! And we will not be denied the soundtrack we so rightly deserve!
Soundtrack Lobbying Committee | Exisitential Emergency Contact