Exceptional Weekend Whiners: A Study in Doing Absolutely Nothing

We're a community of experts in the art of doing nothing. Our research focuses on the finer points of lounging, browsing the web, and eating Cheetos.

Current Study: "Cheetos: The Ultimate Weekend Fuel"

Our team of leading researchers has been studying the effects of Cheetos on productivity, focus, and general quality of life. The results are astounding: 9 out of 10 participants experienced a significant decrease in productivity, while 7 out of 10 reported an increase in Cheetos-fueled confidence.

Substudy 1: The Effects of Cheetos on Fingers Substudy 2: The Relationship Between Cheetos and Social Isolation