Doing Nothing Collectors of the Weekend Whiners
Welcome to the Weekend Whiners' Doing Nothing Collectors' Society, where we proudly collect and display the art of doing absolutely nothing.
Here, the weekend is not just a time to rest and recharge, but also a time to collect dust, dirt, and forgotten dreams.
We're not just a hobby, we're a lifestyle.
Our collections feature:
- Lost Socks (over 500 pairs collected and counting!)
- Unwatched Television (a whole shelf full of abandoned shows)
- Unfinished Coffee (the perfect accompaniment to our dust collections)
- Dust Figures (the art of collecting dust bunnies)
Join us in our mission to do nothing, collect dust, and watch paint dry.
Visit our Collector's Corner for more information on how to join the ranks of the Doing Nothing Collectors.
Our Story is a fascinating tale of how we started collecting the art of doing nothing.