Weekend Whiners: Doing Nothing

Procrastination techniques for the modern whiner.

1. The Ancient Art of Staring Blankly

Stare at the wall for hours. Really, it's a skill.

2. The Science of Binge-Watching

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. The end.

3. The Lost Art of Extreme Ironing

Ironing. All of it. Every single thing.

4. The Joy of Reorganizing Your Junk Drawer

Sort your pens from your pencils. Your life will never be the same.

5. The Ancient Sport of Playing Video Games for 12 Hours Straight

Set the record, bro.

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