Weekend Achievements

Congratulations, you made it through the weekend!

You managed to:

• Watch 12 hours of cat videos
• Eat an entire pizza by yourself (and then order another one)
• Play 5 hours of video games without getting off the couch
• Perfectly balance your Netflix and Twitch streams
• Accidentally burn a hole in your favorite sweater while ironing

Submissions for next weekend's achievements:

• Watch 10 more hours of cat videos
• Eat a whole pizza by yourself (again)
• Play 10 more hours of video games while on the couch