Weekend Whiners' Excuse Generator 3000

I'm sorry, but I have a valid excuse for not doing anything productive this weekend:

• I was stuck in a never-ending loop of cat videos.
• I was reorganizing my sock drawer.
• I was in a intense staring contest with a wall.
• I was secretly a professional snail trainer.
• I was on a top-secret mission to find the perfect nacho recipe.

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