The Last Minute Excuses Generator 3000

Welcome to the last minute excuses generator, because let's face it, we all need a little help sometimes.

I was stuck in traffic The weather was terrible Family obligations, man I was running on fumes (literally) I was creatively blocked
Stuck in Traffic, D'oh!

Stuck in Traffic, D'oh!

You were supposed to be there 10 minutes ago, but you're still stuck on the highway.

Don't worry, it's not your fault. The traffic is just... really, really bad.

Here are some alternative reasons for your tardiness:

My Car Ran Out of Gas, D'oh!

My Car Ran Out of Gas, D'oh!

I was so close, but my car just... stopped.

Don't worry, it's not your fault. You can't control the amount of gas you have, right?

Here are some alternative reasons for your tardiness:

Lost My Willpower, Lost My Gas

Lost My Willpower, Lost My Gas

I was so close, but I just... gave up.

Don't worry, it's not your fault. Willpower is just a human thing, right?

Here are some alternative reasons for your tardiness: