MEMBERS

Welcome, weekend whiners! We've got just the place for you: a manifesto of excuses and apologies, a haven for those who refuse to accept responsibility. Here, the weekends are for whining, and the weekdays are for... more whining.

Our manifesto is simple:

1. We will not be held accountable for anything.
2. We will not be on time for anything.
3. We will not be held to any standards.

By joining our ranks, you acknowledge that you will:

1. Complain about the weather.
2. Make up reasons why you're late.
3. Blame everyone but yourself.

Don't worry, it's not like you'll actually change or anything.

Want to join us? Pledge your allegiance and let the whining begin!