Weekend Whiners Unite!

We know, we know. The weekend is supposed to be a time to relax, recharge, and do whatever you want, but let's be real, it's also the best time to complain about everything!

Here's our list of grievances, in all their glorious, pitiful, and occasionally ridiculous detail:

Too Much Coffee

Ugh, why do they put so much coffee in the break room? I mean, seriously, who needs that much caffeine? My heart is still racing from last night's Red Bull-fueled gaming session!

Or, on the other hand, why isn't there ENOUGH COFFEE IN THE BREAK ROOM?!?! I mean, seriously, who needs sleep when you've got a 3 PM meeting to get to?

Too Much Brunch

Why do people insist on putting so much food on their plates? I mean, seriously, who needs a stomachache to go along with their hangover?

Or, on the other hand, why do people insist on eating SO LITTLE AT BRUNCH?!?! I mean, seriously, who needs to make it through the week on a full stomach?

Too Much Rest

Why do people get so upset when you tell them to, you know, actually do some work on the weekend? I mean, seriously, who needs to earn money when you've got a trust fund to live off of?

Or, on the other hand, why do people get so upset when you tell them to GET UP AND GET A JOB?!?! I mean, seriously, who needs a social safety net when you've got a 401(k)?

Too Much Fun

Why do people always get so upset when you try to have actual, real fun on the weekend? I mean, seriously, who needs to have fun when you've got a 9-to-5 to get back to?

Or, on the other hand, why do people always get so upset when you try to have TOO LITTLE FUN?!?! I mean, seriously, who needs happiness when you've got Netflix and a bag of Cheetos?

Too Little Sleep

Why do people always get so mad when you try to get a good night's rest on the weekend? I mean, seriously, who needs sleep when you've got a 6 AM alarm clock and a Monday morning meeting to get to?

Or, on the other hand, why do people always get so mad when you try to get TOO MUCH SLEEP?!?! I mean, seriously, who needs to be functional when you've got a couch and a Doritos-fueled coma to get back into?

That's all for now, folks! Come back next weekend for more Weekend Whiners' tales of woe!

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