My Car Broke Down (Exceptional Weekend Whiners Edition)

Ugh, it's the weekend. You'd think I'd have some freedom, but no, I'm stuck on the side of the road with a car that won't start.
I mean, what even is the point of owning a car if it's just going to sit here, silently staring at me, not doing anything?
I swear, it's like it's trying to drive me crazy.

What I Do When I Must Stand in the Rain Disclaimer: Not actually a real thing. But wouldn't it be great if it was?