Warning: Weekend Whiners 2023 is a hazardous zone, where the air is thick with complaints and excuses.

Caution: Prolonged exposure may lead to:

1. overeating theories about why you can't fit into last week's pants.

2. food complainers who will tell you about the gluten in your beer.

3. weekend syndrome: a condition where you forget what day it is.

Enter at your own risk.

Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by excessive exposure to Weekend Whiners 2023.

Visit our rules page for more information.

Or, you know, just go back to bed.