Weekend Whiners' Tips - Because You're Probably Doing Something Wrong

Tips for the Utterly Inept

Today's Tips:

• Always complain about the weekend, even if you have nothing to do.
• Whine about your significant other, but only when they're not listening.
• Find a way to turn every conversation into a rant about politics.
• Never, ever, ever learn to cook. It's just too much work!

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