Weekend Whiners' Anonymous: The Official Guide

We're not saying you're a weekend whiner, but... actually, yes, that's exactly what we're saying.

Step 1: Recognize Your Problem

• Do you spend more time complaining than doing?
• Do your family and friends avoid your weekend gatherings?
• Do you use 'I'm just tired' as an excuse, even when you're clearly not tired?

If you answered 'yes' to any of these, you might be a weekend whiner.

Step 2: Get Help

Join our online support group for weekend whiners and get:

• A free 12-step program tailored to your specific weekend whiner needs.
• A personalized plan to help you become a productive, happy member of society.

Just click here for our miraculous manifesto.

Or, if you're feeling really stuck, click here for some expert advice.