Why Can't I Have Better Food?

The eternal struggle

You know what they say: "You get what you pay for." And by "you", I mean the 12-year-old who still lives with their parents.

Here are some possible explanations for why your food is subpar:

Option 1: Your parents are trying to break you

They're just testing your willpower, kid. See how long you can go without complaining about your food.

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Option 2: You're just not used to actual effort

Newsflash: Cooking takes effort. You can't just order food from Seamless and expect it to magically appear at your doorstep.

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