Why Can't I Have More Sleep?

According to our expert panel of highly-paid, totally-not-paid-by-the-hourly-wage sleep scientists, you're probably not sleeping enough because:

  • Your cat is plotting against you.
  • You ate too much pizza last night and your stomach is having a full-blown party.
  • Your bedspread is not as comfortable as you think it is (trust us, it's not).
  • You're secretly allergic to mornings.

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