| Rank | Whiner Name | Whine Count |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Bob "The Whiney McWhinerson" Smith | 17 Whines |
| 2 | Jane "The Whiny Whirlwind" Johnson | 13 Whines |
| 3 | Jim "The Whiney McSparkles" Jones | 11 Whines |
| 4 | Emily "The Whine Queen" Chen | 9 Whines |
| 5 | David "The Whiney McWhineface" Davis | 8 Whines |
| 6 | Jessica "The Whiney McWhinerface" Lee | 7 Whines |
| 7 | Mike "The Whiney McSparklepuss" Martin | 6 Whines |
| 8 | Sarah "The Whiney McWhinepocket" Patel | 5 Whines |
| 9 | Kevin "The Whiney McWhineface" Brown | 4 Whines |
| 10 | Ashley "The Whiney McWhinerface" Garcia | 3 Whines |