Why We Need Sunscreen When We Have Sunscreen Cream
It's a travesty, a catastrophe, a CRISIS OF EPIDEMIC PROPORTIONS! You see, sunscreen is just not enough. No, no, a thousand times no. We need SUNSCREEN CREAM, the luxurious, the opulent, the overpriced alternative.
- It's like the difference between a Ferrari and a Vespa. Both will get you from point A to point B, but only one will make you feel like a million bucks!
- It's like the difference between a $5 latte and a $20 cappuccino. You know what? We'll just take the $20 one.
- We're not just talking about sun protection, we're talking about SUNSCREEN CREAM PROTECTION! It's aประก protection, a safeguard, a SHIELD!
So, don't bother with that plebeian, prophets-of-doom sunscreen when you can have SUNSCREEN CREAM, the only logical choice for the discerning, the elite, the SUNSCREEN CREAM CONNOISSEUR!