Because, let's be real, who needs UV protection when you can have the glow of self-tan?
Imagine it: a world where you can just slather on some SPF 500 and voilà! Instant bronzer, no risk of skin cancer.
We're not saying it's not a risk, it's just a risk we're willing to take. Because, honestly, who needs skin that doesn't resemble a well-done steak?
But wait, what about sunscreen cream?
Don't get us wrong, it's not like we're anti-sunscreen. We just think it's time to rethink our priorities. Priorities like: more tan, less burn.
So, who's with us?
Join the sunscreen revolution: because you can't have too much of a good thing.
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