Because, you know, sunburns are the worst.
Why do people still insist on going to the beach without sunscreen?
Is it because they're allergic to moisturizer?
Or maybe they just really, really love lobster skin.
I mean, seriously, you're the adult here. You should know better than to forget to reapply.
What if you're allergic to responsibility? Is that even a thing? Asking for a friend.