Why We Don't Need Sunscreen, According to Exceptional Whiners

Because our skin will turn into leather, and we'll have to start a new line of handbags.

Or, as our dermatologist, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, likes to say: "Sunscreen is for wimps."

So, we're good. We're fine. We'll just be a bunch of crispy, leather-skinned supermodels, wandering the earth like a bunch of flamingos in a tanning bed.