This is the official website of the sunburned masses, fighting for their right to not get burned by the sun.
Join us in our fight for sun protection, or else!
Don't forget to reapply!
We are the sunburned masses, and we will not be ignored!
Press coverage of our glorious revolution
Frequently Asked Questions (but not really)
Together, we can do this!
Stay protected, stay strong!
This website is a work of fiction and not intended to be taken seriously. Except for the part where we're really serious about sunscreen.