Welcome, Thrill-Seekers!
Here at Excitement-1, we offer the most electrifying experiences this side of the server room! Our team of highly trained professionals will guide you through the thrill of...Thrill-Aquatic-1
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our new Thrill-Aquatic-2 experience! (Note: not actually aquatic, but we're working on it)
Don't forget to sign our Non-Consent-Form before proceeding! (We're not really lawyers, but it looks important)