Executing Dance Routine: "The Chicken Noodle Soup"
Warning: The following dance routine is not for the faint of heart. It involves excessive flailing, awkwardly placed jazz hands, and an unrelenting commitment to the art of chicken-based movement.
As you prepare to execute "The Chicken Noodle Soup", please note that the following steps are crucial:
Step 1: Flap your arms like a chicken, but only if you're a good dancer.
Step 2: Wobble your hips in a manner that would make even the most seasoned chicken farmer blush.
Step 3: Perform an awkwardly-timed jazz hand, preferably with a hint of desperation.
Step 4: Execute a 360-degree spin, while maintaining perfect form, which is to say, you're probably going to trip over your own feet.