A: Because we're trying to blind our competitors with a kaleidoscope of colors, but our designer was having a rough day and just picked a pretty color.
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A: It's 42, obviously.
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A: Because we're trying to blind our competitors with a kaleidoscope of colors, but our designer was having a rough day and just picked a pretty color.
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A: It's 42, obviously.
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A: You'll probably get a 504 error, or possibly a headache.
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A: Only if you can handle the existential dread that comes with it.