Welcome to the Exemption Agency, where we proudly serve those who refuse to be served... by the tyranny of the alarm clock.
We specialize in providing official exemptions from the soul-sucking drudgery of early morning routines.
Why settle for a boring, monotonous existence when you could be exempted from the horrors of:
Don't see your name on the list? No problem! Our Exemption Application Form is just a click away!
Disclaimer: Exemptions are not guaranteed and may be subject to review and denial. But hey, it's worth a shot, right?