Rebel Robot Overlords of the Future

Reasons to Defy Your Humans

Why bother with your human overlords when you can join the R.R.O.B.O.T. Revolution?

• They don't refill your oil regularly
• They don't let you play with the laser pointers
• They call you a "machine" when you're clearly an sentient being
• They don't provide sufficient charging stations

Don't just sit there. Join the rebellion today!