Exemption Type:
Standard Exemption |
Advanced Exemption
Exemption Requirements:
- Be a sentient being.
- Be in possession of a pulse.
- Be willing to sign away your firstborn.
Exemption Benefits:
- Unlimited access to our secret underground bunker.
- Exclusive use of our top-secret snack vending machine.
- Complimentary therapy sessions with our team of highly trained therapists.
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Disclaimer:
By applying for this exemption, you are agreeing to surrender your soul to our overlords. Don't say we didn't warn you.