The Invention of the Century (Or So We've Heard)

The Story Behind The Invention

In a world where laziness was the greatest virtue, our founder, Professor Reginald P. Bottomsworth III, created The Invention of the Century. It was a device that could do it for you, whatever "it" was. Need someone to walk your dog while you binge-watch Netflix? Check. Want to eat an entire pizza by yourself? Easy. Want to write an email to your boss saying you're taking a sick day because you have a "rash"? Done.

• Read about its many uses
• Watch a video of its inventor in a tutu
• Take a quiz: how much would you pay for this thing?

Technical Specifications

Materials: 99% recycled materials, 1% magic

• Battery life: up to 5 hours
• Range: infinite, theoretically, but only if you never sleep
• Weight: 10 lbs (including the extra 3 lbs of pureed chicken)

• Download a PDF of the user manual
• Visit the manufacturer's website

Testimonials

• "I love how it makes me do nothing, but still makes me feel accomplished!" - John D.
• "I used it to write 17 different novels, but none of them were any good." - Emily P.
• "I tried to use it to get a cat out of a tree, but it just sat there, judging me." - David K.

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Disclaimer

Not actually a real product, but we hope it's fun to imagine

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