Existential Crisis Simulator 3000

Welcome, friend. You are experiencing an existential crisis.

It's a thing. You're questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. It's a real treat.

We're here to help. Kind of.

Choose a crisis level:

Minor Identity Problem Major Philosophical Question The Dark Abyss of Voidness

Or, you know, just click here to see what happens.

Disclaimer

This simulator is not responsible for actual existential crises. Or for providing actual answers.

It's just a bunch of words on a screen.