You've been searching for answers in the wrong place, my friend. It's time to confront the crushing ennui of sock existence.
Do they have a purpose? No. Are they merely fashion accessories or tools for feet-warming comfort? We don't know. Are they, like, actually connected by some invisible sock string that ties us all together? Maybe.
But hey, at least they look good on your feet.
Stay tuned for more soul-crushing, reality-shattering, and mildly amusing sock content.