The Ultimate Exit Strategy Guide
Welcome, fellow exit strategists! Are you tired of being stuck in a dead-end job? Do you yearn to escape the monotony of your mundane routine? Look no further than this comprehensive guide to exiting your situation with style!
The Classic: "I'm a Rockstar"
- Quit your job to travel the world, but not before you've maxed out your credit cards.
- Buy a motorcycle and ride off into the sunset, but not before you've mastered the art of patching it up.
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The Unexpected Move: "I'm a Spy"
- Abandon all your belongings and flee to a foreign country under the cover of night, but not before you've memorized the local language and customs.
- Develop a convincing cover story and a decent poker face to explain your sudden departure.
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The Artistic Exit: "I'm a Visionary"
- Quit your job to pursue your passion project, but not before you've maxed out your credit cards.
- Move to a trendy neighborhood and start a artisanal coffee shop, but not before you've mastered the art of making a mean pour-over.
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The Absurdist Exit: "I'm a Time Traveler"
- Build a time machine and go back to the 70s, but not before you've perfected your disco dance moves.
- Attend a reenactment of a historical event, but not before you've memorized the script.
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