You've been trapped in this labyrinth for what feels like an eternity. The walls seem to shift and twist, making it impossible to find a clear path out. But fear not! For in this subpage, we'll reveal the definitive guide to escaping the labyrinth.
Step 1: Follow the sound of your own despair.
Step 2: Find the one thing that's not a wall.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 until you're not lost.
Continue to Subpage 2: The Labyrinth's Dark Secrets