A good towel is not just a piece of cloth. It is a lifeline, a safety net, and a comfort blanket all rolled into one. Without a good towel, one is doomed to walk around in the damp, uncomfortable grasp of the universe.
Article 1 of 3: The Fundamentals
Hyperlink: Towel-Protocol Principles
1. A towel is the one thing you should always carry with you.
2. A towel is not a substitute for a functioning sense of humor.
3. A towel is the only thing that truly matters.
Hyperlink: Towel-Protocol Laws