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    <h2>4. Inadequate Use of Whimsy Whimsy Fonts</h2>
    <p>The Towel Protocol's font choices are as dull as a beige-colored towel. Where's the whimsy? The fun? The 'I'm a sentient being with a sense of style' feeling?</p>
    <a href="/subpages/expectations/manifesto/manifesto-appendix/towel-protocol-criticisms/whimsy-whimsy-fail/" class="link">Read more about the importance of Whimsy Whimsy in Design</a>
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    <h2>5. Overemphasis on Dryness</h2>
    <p>The Towel Protocol's focus on dryness is, well, a bit too dry. Can't we just have a nice, fluffy towel for once?</p>
    <a href="/subpages/expectations/manifesto/manifesto-appendix/towel-protocol-criticisms/dryness-epidemic/" class="link">Learn more about the dangers of Dryness Overload</a>
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    <h2>6. Lack of Sufficiently Serious Sarcasm</hassistant

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